Cheney in wheelchair for inauguration

The dinosaurs will be leaving Washington D.C. today and the most backwards and dangerous of them will be straining his neck from the seat of a wheelchair as he watches Obama place his hand on the bible. Mr. Dick Cheney injured his back moving boxes as he prepared for his trip out of Washington, D.C. Can this inauguration get any better? Out with the old and in with the new.

Biden to meet Cheney

If you watched the Obama clan meet the Bush clan then I'm sure your jaw tightened up a bit and you began to feel nauseous. The body language was classic. W. fidgeting. Barack strutting. Laura extending her hand, the perfect southern Bell. Michele going in for the hug. What a clash of worlds! I would have paid a million dollars to be a fly on the oval office carpet that day.

Now it's Joe Biden's turn to meet with the most powerful man in the free world - Mr. Cheney, the shadow president, the hunter. On the campaign trail Biden called Cheney "the most dangerous vice president we've had." I hear Obama's inauguration tickets are being scalped for thousands of dollars. I'd rather watch this spectacle.